How do you deal with an annoying spouse?

1. wow thats hard..he is like a little one...speak to him

2. Fight fire with fire. Turn the volume up at 2:00 AM, flush the toilet when he's showering, and any other annoying little thing you can think of.

3. Why did you marry someone "who doesn't do anything serious, but does a lot of little stupid sh*t that adds up. Let's say you are going to bed, and I ask him to lower the volume on the TV. He'll turn it UP and sit there with a self-satisfied smirk on his face! Or....he'll flush the toilet while you are in the shower, so the water gets really hot really fast. I think he does it on purpose sometimes!" Can you say uptight? He knows you are uptight and is trying to get you to loosen up..or get on your nerves, because it looks like a lot of fun to me. And not to hard either. Are you always this entertaining?

4. I would let him know that you don't find those things funny and that would he please knock it off. Do something to irritate the hell out of him and maybe he will stop buggin you.

5. You have to learn to communicate and respect each other. You need to make him understand what irritates you and he should avoid doing that. Communication is the key not to mention compromise is important. Just dont let yourseld get all resentful bcoz that leads to downfall and breakdown of a marraige.

6. Believe it or not this is a subtle form of emotional abuse. There's some anger going on here. You guys need to have a "all cards on the table" talk.....asap.

7. this man is just plain spiteful and mean, I am not sure why he is acting this way but he is not being loving. I am sorry about your situation but really dont know how to solve it. What a cruel person!

8. Anyone who is married know exactly what you're talking about! No one's perfect. Talk with him seriously about how annoying it is to you. He loves you, he's probably really not even thinking about the consequences. If he does it again, be as SWEET and super nice as you can. The more he does it, the sweeter you get until he's sick of it *grin* Heck, if that doesn't work, stick an ice cube down his pants when he's asleep.

9. You must love him to stay. Either play the game or let him know it is unacceptable. Do little things to bother him mis match socks and forget this or that that he wants.

10. You point at the blender and let him know that your hero is Loraina Bobbit and that if he doesnt straighten up that blender is his little soldiers future.

11. I find it funny myself but have you ever tried doing it back to him and if he has problems with it tell him this is how he makes you feel. stand around the corner and as he comes around jump out and scream and watch him pee his pants. Keep doing it when ever you can and then he will know what it feels like. Like in the show Punked.

12. two words....LEAVE HIM

13. You need to talk to him about it because it sounds like he is doing it on purpose. Are you a nag? Think about it and be honest. You need to try and come to some type of agreement with him but remember you can't yell at him or make him feel like he is less than a man even if he acts like it most of the time. Find out what is bugging him about you and you tell him what is bugging you about him and talk about it and see if you can compromise on some things.

14. It sounds like you need to lighten up b/c he is trying to be funny...but maybe there is more that you didn't write about

15. Wow that sounds really annoying.everything he does do it double to him.you shouldn't have to put up with a childish man like that. traet him like a child and eventually he will get tired of it.If all else fails NO SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

16. Start talking to him when he's watching tv or sports, or anything he enjoys watching when he complains.......then mention your dislikes sometimes when your dealing with the lawless you have to be ruthless

17. you want my honest opion do that to him and afterwards let him know how childish he act.s my honest opion?

18. It seems to me that you are the adult and he is busy being a child. You are obviously at two different places in life right now, and if you've already spoken to him about it and he laughs it off and doesn't take you serious, then perhaps it's time to make some important decisions before things get more complicated.

19. If you leave the fly alone, eventually it will go away!

20. Get him back??? I'm a prankster myself, he sounds kind of funny to me. People on here need to lighten up.... You need a practical joke handbook (bookstore) and get his azz back! Find out what really annoys him....and then do it....all the time. My husband and I pull pranks all the time....we laugh a LOT. Lighten up....