Today I sent my mother in law a bouquet of roses and signed it as a your secret admirer. I'm sure she knows it's me because as sad as it sounds, we had a brief but memorable affair last weekend at a family reunion.I'm not sure why this happened, maybe because of the way she held my newborn daughter, the way she cooked the salmon, the way her hips and firm but moved when I saw her vacuum, I"m not sure... I accidentally walked in on her when she was giving my wife a bath ( my wife was in a horrible car accident 45 days ago and is now dependent on others for the necessities of life..( I'm not into helping invalids as my hobby of internet gambling takes up most of my time ) My brief affair was interrupted frequently by the crying of the newborn and the wife " wanting and wanting " , so I got a hotel room with my mother in law and had the best sex ever.I'm thinking of sending my wife to a home to recover and send the baby off to friends to have more time with mom in law, What do you think?
Answers:
1. If this is true, then you are a horrible person!!!!!
2. your and idiot
3. I think you have great, but sadly twisted imagination.
4. I think you're a pig and your mother-in law should be stoned for what she has done to her daughter and to you. You will both be so very sorry for what you have done. Karma, karma, karma!!!!!
5. Your story wasn't explicit enough for Penthouse Forum, so you had to post it here?
6. Your Sick!!!! You Need Help!!!! You Should Be Sent Away. And What Kind Of Mother Has Sex With Their Son In Law?????? Ya'll Need Some Help!!!
7. how was the salmon, i like that, its always good.
8. I'm not going to tell you what part is wrong and what part is right.
If this is real, which I doubt, but you never know you are a SOB of a sicko and you mother in law too, and you deserve each other!
9. What a creep! I'll bet you have a mullet, play the accordion, "noodle" for entertainment, eat "mud-bugs", and paddle a canoe around the bayou...Why don't you just put a gun to your head, and call it a day?
Ladies...THIS is a P.O.S...Run fast, I hear banjo music.
10. Way too much imagination. I think you are fibbing
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