So my sister always calls me a chicken in front of people and they always laugh i need a good come back now HURRY
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1. ok...? my brother does this to me a lot
just because she does it dosen't make it right for you to do it.
do whats right :). If my brother keeps doing this i usually call him immature or dumb, because its not such a bad comeback as other ones i have heard...
2. Say "Well at list i am not fat" she might leave you alone
3. If she's your younger sister, you can say:
"What does that make you? Chicken Little?"
or
"I'm a chicken and you're a turkey. They're so stupid, they drown when it rains. Gobble Gobble." Which is true, by the way.
Call her a lemming. They just follow everyone else around without an original thought in their heads.
Just dance around and flap your wings like a chicken. Embarass her by being her goofy chicken-sister.
My little sister used to call me short because she was taller. I said: "You can be taller. I'm smarter, prettier and more talented." She shut up and cried.
The truth is that she just wants to make you mad. So, don't get mad. Shrug and say "Whatever." And mean it, or they'll see you're hurt.
4. when she calls you one..... just say " it takes one to know one"
5. tell her so wat u have a problem about that every one is afraid of doing somthing they dont wanna do even u maybe u dont want to admit it be u do. and no one wants to be put into peer pressure even u so i would shut my mouth and think about ur actions and not mine before i embaress the freak out of u got that sista. if u say that trust me i mean it she will back off u have to make it cokey lol good luck
6. ur kidding right ooh wow the chicken ha it could be worse
7. Id say Id rather be a chicken than a pig then make pig noises at her
8. Call her Porky Lorky and make oinking sounds.
9. At least I'm not an ugly *****. Ok, maybe that's a little harsh.
10. Say, "At least I'm not a cow"!!
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