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Guys, What do you do when.....?

   
What do you do when you steel the girlfriend of a guy that IS in the Italian Mafia? You end up living with her, then one morning a couple months later, you wake up to discover 2 Black Roses and a card that says, "Thinking of you, with deepest sympathy." On the door step??? I am kinda afraid.

Answers:

1. I really don't know, but it doesn't sound good.

2. time to move countries..with or with out the gf.................

3. move out of state (or even the country), live under a new name, grow a beard.

4. Leave the country. FAST!

5. run as ******* fast as you can!

6. you're screwed. sorry.

7. Restraining order??? Break-up??? Are ya dreamin'???

8. drop the b itch and run

9. You've apparently been watching way too many scary movies...bad ones, I might add.

10. I'd say you need to get out of the lying habit. This situation sounds VERY unlikely.. something out of a movie perhaps. However, if it is true (which i doubt) then I say leave the country)- disappear.

11. BuIIshit. The mafia wouldn't warn you that you were gunna get hit; that's just stupid.

12. Time to clip up go out shootin. if i was u i wouldent be afraid what ever happens... happens i wouldent be afraid of any man but the lord.