I seriously am going to beat him within a inch of his life. We grew up together, have known each other for 25 years. He came out 1 year ago, recently he has been grabbing my leg at bars and joking me and him are together. Now the other night he tried to crawl in bed with me. Should I beat the Butt Pirate up or just give him a Gerbil and a tube to play with instead of my tube?
Answers:
1. punch him in his lil penis
2. tell him to stop
3. eeew he's trying to convert u
4. He's obviously interested in you..... what you have to do is let him know you are uncomfortable with him acting like that. You must do it in a forceful voice. Or threaten to cut all ties with him. Hopefully he will get a clue
5. that's tough one there,
just tell him about the pain he will feel if he decides to keep the jokes coming, warn him, if you have been friends for that long then he will know how serious you are its cool that you have been there for him,
now just let him know that you are there for him as support, not there for him as an interest... just talk to him about it before a 25 year relationship goes out the window
6. Just tell him gently but firmly that his advances make you feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. If he really values this friendship of twenty-five years, he'd stop.
7. LEMMIWINKS!!!lemmiwinks o lemmiwinks, he journeyed up the gay mans ***
8. Tell him to stop acting queer around you or your friendship is over. Smashing his face in is probably not a bad idea ether if he countinues to do this. Its probably better to do this then going public and sueing him for male on male sexual harrasment.
9. Tell him frankly that you want to continue to be his friend but you don't appreciate that behaviour.
He may have the mistaken idea that you (unconsciously perhaps) knew all along and stayed friends because of an attraction. Simply tell him that is not the case.
No punching of any body parts necessary.
10. ok if i were u id prolly ask him 2 stop nicely and just be like "it was funny at first but uve crossed the line please stop" and remind him again that ur not gay. the worst thing u can do is fight and yes u should prolly just like get him 2 meet other ppl that r gay that he would b like interested in.
11. when he touches you just say " dude thats to far,im not gay remember.... "
keep saying that for the next couple of times he says that. if he doesnt sop, then i would advise punshing im in te face
12. punch him in his lil penis
13. tell him to stop
14. eeew he's trying to convert u
15. He's obviously interested in you..... what you have to do is let him know you are uncomfortable with him acting like that. You must do it in a forceful voice. Or threaten to cut all ties with him. Hopefully he will get a clue
16. that's tough one there,
just tell him about the pain he will feel if he decides to keep the jokes coming, warn him, if you have been friends for that long then he will know how serious you are its cool that you have been there for him,
now just let him know that you are there for him as support, not there for him as an interest... just talk to him about it before a 25 year relationship goes out the window
17. Just tell him gently but firmly that his advances make you feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. If he really values this friendship of twenty-five years, he'd stop.
18. LEMMIWINKS!!!lemmiwinks o lemmiwinks, he journeyed up the gay mans ***
19. Tell him to stop acting queer around you or your friendship is over. Smashing his face in is probably not a bad idea ether if he countinues to do this. Its probably better to do this then going public and sueing him for male on male sexual harrasment.
20. Tell him frankly that you want to continue to be his friend but you don't appreciate that behaviour.
He may have the mistaken idea that you (unconsciously perhaps) knew all along and stayed friends because of an attraction. Simply tell him that is not the case.
No punching of any body parts necessary.
21. ok if i were u id prolly ask him 2 stop nicely and just be like "it was funny at first but uve crossed the line please stop" and remind him again that ur not gay. the worst thing u can do is fight and yes u should prolly just like get him 2 meet other ppl that r gay that he would b like interested in.
22. when he touches you just say " dude thats to far,im not gay remember.... "
keep saying that for the next couple of times he says that. if he doesnt sop, then i would advise punshing im in te face
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