my friend always gets mad at me cz i toss things to her she's like"wut do u think im a dog??"
i dont want tobe mean but i still want it to be funny..
Answers:
1. 7 hours ago
i mean want instead of tobe
2. ya you need to fetch some friends... or, well you look/eat like one.
3. fetch doggy fetch!!!!
4. Woof
5. you should say "awww, look at the cute little puppy!"
6. "im trying to enhance your reflexes" lol
7. say "no cuz dogs would fetch that back to me" :P
8. Why do you toss things to her? I side with her.
9. how about "are you sure about that??? start laughing and just say jk!!!!!"
10. be like "yeah wanan go for your walk now"
aha yes; corny but it bamboozles people :D
11. yeah. go fitch it your self
12. just laugh and say go fetch. scratch her behind the ear when you walk by and say gooood girl.
13. No, but I could throw you a bone.
14. tell her its nothing personal.
15. i certainly do
16. Chill Jill, Just funnin with ya
17. hmm.... do u want a sarcastic comeback or a thought ful one that tells her your not trying to be mean?
a sarcastic one.. ,"No, unless you want to be one?" lol corny sorry i know..
or be like no i dont think of you as a dog. i was just playing around lighten up?
18. tell her " if the shoe fits wear it" its older term but still it will take her a few minutes to figure out what you meant without telling her if it looks smells and acts like a dog it usually is.
19. You can say mean comebacks if you have a smile on your face when you say them. But coming up with clever and funny comebacks requires thought. I suggest you listen to some comedians to get an idea of how to make funny retorts and at the same time ensure to the other person that you're kidding.
20. Well, you are a bit**.
(I mean, that would be a good comeback. Mean, but if you roll your eyes and say "I'm just kidding" and laugh then it will be funny.)
21. Just look at her for about 4-5 seconds with a funny face and say, "actually yes I do". Then start laughing to let her know that you are kidding around.
22. Will its time for you to stop bing funny to her and she will not be mide at you?
23. See don't thick of others do What ever u want ..b'coz this is ur life n u have 2 live it ..............!!!!!!!!!!!!
24. With a smile tell her of course not" b**ch"
25. say
"Yeah, speaking of, next time you're finished drinking out of the toilet bowl, put the seat down"
"No, your mouth is too busy running to catch anything with it"
"Not after you shave your legs"
Fling your car keys "Wanna go for a ride? huh? huh? c'mon girl"
"Dogs don't back talk"
"Depends on if you mean a male or female dog"
26. "What else could you be?", "Duh!", "Why else would I have bought you that collar/leash/bone/dog-related item for your birthday?"
But, what do you mean, toss things to her? Like just throw things to her?
27. When you throw something to someone you are suppose to say "think fast" and toss it, if she say what do you think I'm a dog you answer "no - why do you think you're a dog? you can get help for that you know"
28. If she is offended by this, you need to stop. Doing it once in a while as a joke is one thing but it sounds like you do it all the time. If you treasure your friendship, listen when she says something like this, apologize and show her the respect a friend deserves, just like you want her to do with you.
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